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Shield & Sword

...trapped between scylla and charybdis...
Feb 21 '13

wantstobelieve:

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Guess who just watched Troy again!

#yup #that awkward moment when all you wanted was to draw some porn and ended up blowing an entire evening making actual drawings #accompanying fic soon #right now i need sleep

Unf. That is all.

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Dec 30 '12
cabronaenojada:

Consent is
I didn’t write this, but you all need to read this 

cabronaenojada:

Consent is

I didn’t write this, but you all need to read this 

(Source: mamitachvla)

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Sep 18 '12

Cumberbatch and Holmes, neighbours.

Okay, the post just turned up, and it has me in hysterics. We’ve lived in this house for six years, but I’ve never spoken to the neighbours, so I don’t know their names. Yeah, I’m anti-social. —laughs—

Anyway, we got their mail today, addressed to ‘Cumberbatch’ next door. My surname is ‘Holmes’ so you can imagine how hard I laughed. Cumberbatch and Holmes, neighbours. —snicker—

Oh Lord, the irony. It’s like something out of a bad fanfiction.

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Aug 28 '12

Kink Memes

coshledak:

I saw someone offer up their first born again on a kink meme and I’m endlessly amused that, one of these days, we’re all going to have to de-anon ourselves and exchange children, souls, candy and cookies.

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Aug 20 '12

Could Alice Kingsley Have Been A Grimm?

blutbaduntamed:

This idea? Total win.

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Aug 20 '12

Why the hell are there so few Leverage fics with Sterling in them? Seriously? Really? Where are the crossovers? Where are the slash fics with Nathan/Sterling? I mean, come on, did no-one drool over the UST between them both?

…Also, I adore this fandom’s many Parker/Sophie fics. Guh. Total win.

I love this series so damn much. I can’t remember the last time I adored the entire cast. Alec is incredible and amazing and so damn funny, and Eliot is hilariously wrong and hot and brilliant, and Parker is utter win and is delightful, and Sophie is pure gold, and Nate is wonderful and guh, everyone is just…perfect.

So why is the kink meme so damn empty?!

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Aug 16 '12
littlecatofwinterfell:

WTF is wrong with AO3 tonight?? This is what I get when I try to go on the website. Is it just me or…?

Ditto for me too.

littlecatofwinterfell:

WTF is wrong with AO3 tonight?? This is what I get when I try to go on the website. Is it just me or…?

Ditto for me too.

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Aug 13 '12

hellooo-trickster:

jethrocane:

booksdirect:

Writing implements.

you spelled porn wrong

is it bad that i thought these were sonic screwdrivers?

(Source: flickriver.com)

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Aug 7 '12

takarai-karin:

Girl Character (you): “How shocking! I’ve ended up with 5 brothers with no blood-relation

And to think we’re all living together, too!

My heart is fluttering everyday!”

I’ll try translating for the individual mini-scenes, too. Hopefully I’ll get the time between the translation requests :33

Oh my God, Kame, why are you so damn cute? Also, damn, KAT-TUN you’ve made me squee…again. —hoards piccies—

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Jul 30 '12
reapersun:

oh hay fanfic fandoodles
roughly based on this fic -> http://libraryofsol.livejournal.com/162767.html which i thought was pretty fabulous; btw don’t click that link if i know you in person because it IS slash porn haaah
so like i haven’t read fanfic probably since i was a kid but THEN, there was BBC!SHERLOCK and it all went to hell and i think i’ve read all of them. ALL OF THEM.

reapersun:

oh hay fanfic fandoodles

roughly based on this fic -> http://libraryofsol.livejournal.com/162767.html which i thought was pretty fabulous; btw don’t click that link if i know you in person because it IS slash porn haaah

so like i haven’t read fanfic probably since i was a kid but THEN, there was BBC!SHERLOCK and it all went to hell and i think i’ve read all of them. ALL OF THEM.

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Jul 29 '12
reapersun:

DOT DOT DOT THE COMIC
thirstforsalt: Can you please draw a schmoopy ending to the Great Game cliffhanger?

reapersun:

DOT DOT DOT THE COMIC

thirstforsalt: Can you please draw a schmoopy ending to the Great Game cliffhanger?

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Jul 25 '12
reapersun:

THIS ISN’T CUTE IT’S HORRIFYING
noliarus: If you’re still taking requests, would it be too much to ask for Sherlock confronting John about how he’s made of kittens? ; u ; 
and sherlock never solved another case
he was too busy buying milk and making tiny jumpers for cat watsons
comedymakestheworldturn: please draw Sherlock being followed and fussed over by loads of cats! I don’t know why, but I always imagine Sherlock being oddly attractive to cats… 
the post where john watson is a collective consciousness of cats = OVER FOREVER

reapersun:

THIS ISN’T CUTE IT’S HORRIFYING

noliarus: If you’re still taking requests, would it be too much to ask for Sherlock confronting John about how he’s made of kittens? ; u ;

and sherlock never solved another case

he was too busy buying milk and making tiny jumpers for cat watsons

comedymakestheworldturn: please draw Sherlock being followed and fussed over by loads of cats! I don’t know why, but I always imagine Sherlock being oddly attractive to cats…

the post where john watson is a collective consciousness of cats = OVER FOREVER

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Jul 14 '12
shayraeingame:

kamen-rider-equine:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”



THE CHILDREN.

shayraeingame:

kamen-rider-equine:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

THE CHILDREN.

(Source: jillypooh)

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Jul 14 '12

asyoumightimagine:

mishasteaparty:

Favorite Loki moments in “The Avengers”

HOLY SHIT I just had a thought

in the bottom-middle gif, where Loki says “Sentiment,” I always thought that was Loki making fun of Thor’s sentiment for him, but now I think maybe it’s Loki remarking on himself, his own ability to feel sentiment, that he’s surprised he can still feel sentiment; because he’s crying here and that tear changed everything about my prior interpretation of this moment

jesus my feeeeeels

Oh Loki.

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Jul 12 '12

pantheraj:

ibong-adarna:

roselerner:

ibong-adarna:

tomhiddlestonruinedme:

Loki saves Sif, Fandral, everybody im crying

The thing about Loki is that he’s the one who’s keeping an eye on the whole fight instead of just fighting his guy. Because I think he thinks it’s his responsibility to make sure everyone is on track and comes home safe. I just rewatched this and he is the one who reins everyone in “Thor let’s leave,” “Laufey we accept your deal,” “THOR WE HAVE TO LEAVE” “THOR!” As they’re all running away in Jotunheim after this fight, he’s the one who calls for Thor to make sure Thor is coming too. He’s the one who tattled to get Odin to come save them. And that way no one else has to risk being the coward, and that’s like Loki’s role on the team and it both leads to him being necessary AND leads to him being bullied. 

I’m really not trying to criticize Thor or Sif or the Warriors Three because it’s not their fault, they never asked Loki to do this, and they’ve never had any reason to second-guess themselves because Odin doesn’t take Loki any more seriously than they do. Children don’t become bullies in a vacuum. It’s really Odin’s fault, is what I’m trying to say, and the whole royal Asgardian hierarchical/monarchic family culture. 

*weeps openly*

Reblogging again for the comments. All true.

Utterly true and heartbreaking. —hugs Loki—

(Source: hxcfairy)

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